Hi my name is Samantha, and I'm like Nemo because I really want to touch the butt.
dick feels
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allxthirteen:

theladylillibet:

black-nata:

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock

and in a fantastic plot twist, the answer was not to nuke the enemy

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Anonymous:
hello yes I messaged you what you put on the page thanks for publicising it, I'd just like to clarify that based on your posts now and in the past I highly doubt your iq is 149 or whatever, because some of your posts are so fucking stupid. Did you only take one iq test? Because you know that to be accurate you need to take at least 3. Just thought I'd clarify and not make myself look totally horrible. Yeah maybe you want to think twice about posting some things because people get easily offended

you go to my inbox and call me stupid then say that i should watch out for what i say because people get easily offended, and that you’re not a horrible person. okay.

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fuckoffcishets:

it’s funny that men can make video upon video and post upon post mocking women and talking about how annoying women are but if a woman is to do the same she has to add a disclaimer saying not ALL boys are like that lest she hurts their fragile little egos and they start sending her death threats


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mylastwordsbeforeidie:

Thanks for being in my childhood

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Thanks for being in my preteen / teen years

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Thanks for being in the last years of my adolescence and early in my adulthood.

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But most of all, thanks for being my superheroes.


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ratchet-jean:

alliaofrph:

I save a helpful links so I think “ow,i should made a masterlist”. I only found the link from my bookmarks.

**maybe i renew/add a new link that i found

WRITING HELP/CHARACTER

JOBS/HOBBIES

LOCATIONS

GENDERS

NAMES

QUOTES

SMUT

KISSES

GRAMMAR

ART

MAKEUP

BODY CARE

HAIR

OTHER

MOVIES

HOLY FUCK

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vulcansmirk:

au where the enterprise visits an amazonian planet and everyone has to dress as women and mccoy looks like the world’s worst drag queen and kirk looks like an angry feminist but spock makes the most lithe and elegant woman ever and nobody dares say a word about it


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wendygirlyoumoveme:

PLS WATCH THIS VIDEO OF JAMES FROM TEAM ROCKET SAYING THE WORDS “WEENIE BABY”

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cattomboy:

macabrekawaii:

alwaysalreadyangry:

i can’t breathe

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VAMPIRES HItLER HAD IN HIS ARMY!?

HE STARTED WEARING ARMOR BECAUSE OF NAZI VAMPIRES 

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